tisdag, mars 06, 2007

Grötklanen minns...

...En av festerna på Apelrydstiden

Det var en kall höstdag på Apelrydsskolan i Båstad. Lärarna skrek och eleverna lyssnade. Då fick vi en uppenbarelse! Det var fest på Valhall inatt! Eller i alla fall hos damerna Petra, Erica och Anne (mums).
Detta spektakel gjorde Grötklanen väldigt taggade och vi började genast skalla varandra blodiga tills den gamle Danob tuppade av och började sjunga "Eleganten ifrån vidderna" gjord av Eddie Meduza, som även är hedersmedlem hos Sveriges Grötklan.

Sagt och gjort! Efter tre timmars förfest med musik gjord av Bob Hund, marscherade klanen taktfast ner mot Båstad där festen hölls.
Väl där bemöttes klanen av jubel och fjäsk. Vi fick varsin prostituerad att roa oss med, men Fidde krävde som vanligt två stycken extra sheboys och när detta inte gick att ordna klagade han högljutt över detta till en överförfriskad Faktumreporter.
"Gå i skola ty annars kommer ni i sanno att plikta med edra liv" hälsade Faktumreportern innan han lämnade festen.

Jan Bagler, som var en väldigt smart och intelligent pojk, svarade genast: "För helvete gabbar! Har han torkat pullingen eller!?" och skrattade sedan på sedvanligt irriterande halländskt vis hela vägen upp till andra våningen på festen där partyt var i full gång.


Jan Bagler flirtar på...

Förutom Grötklanen fanns även andra kändisar på plats, tex Louise Appelbäck, Dina Lavén och eventuellt Jenny Pettersson. Det uppstod naturligtvis diverse debakel...

Larsa Nykvist, som under kvällen varit anonym, trädde sedan fram i vanlig skandalös ordning framåt midnatt när han började urinera genom ett fönster på andra våningen.
"Ingen panik!" hävdade då Fredric "Fidde" Lindström. "Ingen kommer märka något, jag lovar!" fortsatte Fidde att lova.
Denna uppfattning delades emellertid inte av hyresvärden, som fick urinet på sig.

Sagt och gjort, succéfesten urartade i vanlig ordning till ett klassiskt fylleslag utan dess like. Eller ungefär som väntat om man frågar klanens egen Choda Boy , Danne "Bauhaus" Bengtsson. "Ja vafan, när klanen kallar så kommer man!" som han så vackert uttryckte sig.

Janne Baggen då? Jo, han drog den stora turlotten i klanens tombola och fick gå hem med den finaste av alla fagra flickor!

Eller hur vad det nu egentligen??


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